SEX CRICKET AND BOLLYWOOD
5:27 PM 9-May-2008: "uff!!! this is the worst day ever, thank God it's over!!", he consoled himself while parking the bike at basement of the apartment after a very bad day at office. Little did he realise there is a good 6 and half more hours left for the days close when he said that. And when things start going wrong for you, it just don't stop until your day is ruined beyond repair. So the case was not very different here as well.
5:30 PM 9-May-2008: "THUD!!" porous calcium on calcined limestone. No, it's not a chemical reaction, it's just physical. It's mere head hitting the concrete pillar. "ehhh... what the hell!!" a dire cry follows. This is when Roby Abraham Daniel realized the fact. Fact that the day is not over yet. And the calamitous day has more in store for him. How else on earth would he have missed the pillar which he last saw a few hours back???
5:31 PM 9-May-2008: Roby standing in front of the lift. Expression? hmmm expression-less, helpless, pondering WHAT NEXT!??? The lift has refused to respond to his perpetual poking. You might think this could not be very bad after all. Good to have some workout, climbing stairs.. eh? I would request your prejudicious mind to read the next line. 13th floor..!! that's where he lives. 13 is just a coincidence. It has got nothing to do with his bad day. Because he lives in the same apartment on his good days as well. So do Naveen and Me. And Naveen and Me did not have a bad day that day. So you can spare 13.
5:46 PM 9-May-2008: Roby standing in front of the door. Expression? hmmm expression-less, more helpless.. tired..(13 floors; if you have forgotten). He searched his pockets for the 4th time, and the wallet, and the bag. But he still could not find the door keys. He sure could not have lost it. Because he clings it along his bike keys. And he did reach here riding the bike. Now going down 13 floors is not very bad. Because he was more than sure the key was left on the bike. But climbing up again!!?
6:09 PM 9-May-2008: On a usual day it takes 30 seconds for me to open the door after parking my bike (I did count it!!). And I used to complain how lazy our lift was. But not anymore. It just took 45 mins for Roby today. His inherent clumsiness though was not to be blamed this time. It's just the bad day. So what will happen when you try to switch on lights on a bad day?? You get a shock??? Wrong again!!! In our unfortunate hero's case, there was no power in the house. No lights.. No fans.. No AC (We don't have it anyways). And it is rather hot these days in Bangalore. At least for a moment he thought it's all part of the conspiracy. The IT industry booming in Bangalore, Concrete jungles being built, Trees being cut down, as a result Bangalore climate stop behaving like Bangalore climate anymore. All these to make this bad day for him. You do think weird when you get hit on your head, don't you?
6:12 PM 9-May-2008: No Water... Neither drinking.. Nor bathing...
6:15 PM 9-May-2008: No power still.. It's hot still.. But there is music now. It's a symphony played by dipteron orchestra. Yes Mr. Naveen has yet again forgotten to close the balcony doors when he left in the morning. And now there are more mosquitoes in the house than the number of alphabets in this page. And they all have just one source of inspiration, Roby Abraham Daniel.
6:30 PM 9-May-2008: No power still.. It's hot still.. trying to sleep...
6:45 PM 9-May-2008: When you are the lone audience for a play. And if you doze off. Won't the actors get irritated?? So did the mosquitoes. They attacked him more fiercely.
7:01 PM 9-May-2008: He tried his best to fight them... but of no joy. He had more sweat on his body than.. whatever.. (authors should not conclude, they should leave the scope of imagination for the readers. That is the excuse for the lack of my imagination).
7:31 PM 9-May-2008: I opened the door. Switched on the main switch. turned back. Saw Roby... Expression: PRICELESS!!!
By the way if you are wondering what the hell is the relevance of the heading. Nothing!!! it's just a cheap trick to get more hits on this page.
5:30 PM 9-May-2008: "THUD!!" porous calcium on calcined limestone. No, it's not a chemical reaction, it's just physical. It's mere head hitting the concrete pillar. "ehhh... what the hell!!" a dire cry follows. This is when Roby Abraham Daniel realized the fact. Fact that the day is not over yet. And the calamitous day has more in store for him. How else on earth would he have missed the pillar which he last saw a few hours back???
5:31 PM 9-May-2008: Roby standing in front of the lift. Expression? hmmm expression-less, helpless, pondering WHAT NEXT!??? The lift has refused to respond to his perpetual poking. You might think this could not be very bad after all. Good to have some workout, climbing stairs.. eh? I would request your prejudicious mind to read the next line. 13th floor..!! that's where he lives. 13 is just a coincidence. It has got nothing to do with his bad day. Because he lives in the same apartment on his good days as well. So do Naveen and Me. And Naveen and Me did not have a bad day that day. So you can spare 13.
5:46 PM 9-May-2008: Roby standing in front of the door. Expression? hmmm expression-less, more helpless.. tired..(13 floors; if you have forgotten). He searched his pockets for the 4th time, and the wallet, and the bag. But he still could not find the door keys. He sure could not have lost it. Because he clings it along his bike keys. And he did reach here riding the bike. Now going down 13 floors is not very bad. Because he was more than sure the key was left on the bike. But climbing up again!!?
6:09 PM 9-May-2008: On a usual day it takes 30 seconds for me to open the door after parking my bike (I did count it!!). And I used to complain how lazy our lift was. But not anymore. It just took 45 mins for Roby today. His inherent clumsiness though was not to be blamed this time. It's just the bad day. So what will happen when you try to switch on lights on a bad day?? You get a shock??? Wrong again!!! In our unfortunate hero's case, there was no power in the house. No lights.. No fans.. No AC (We don't have it anyways). And it is rather hot these days in Bangalore. At least for a moment he thought it's all part of the conspiracy. The IT industry booming in Bangalore, Concrete jungles being built, Trees being cut down, as a result Bangalore climate stop behaving like Bangalore climate anymore. All these to make this bad day for him. You do think weird when you get hit on your head, don't you?
6:12 PM 9-May-2008: No Water... Neither drinking.. Nor bathing...
6:15 PM 9-May-2008: No power still.. It's hot still.. But there is music now. It's a symphony played by dipteron orchestra. Yes Mr. Naveen has yet again forgotten to close the balcony doors when he left in the morning. And now there are more mosquitoes in the house than the number of alphabets in this page. And they all have just one source of inspiration, Roby Abraham Daniel.
6:30 PM 9-May-2008: No power still.. It's hot still.. trying to sleep...
6:45 PM 9-May-2008: When you are the lone audience for a play. And if you doze off. Won't the actors get irritated?? So did the mosquitoes. They attacked him more fiercely.
7:01 PM 9-May-2008: He tried his best to fight them... but of no joy. He had more sweat on his body than.. whatever.. (authors should not conclude, they should leave the scope of imagination for the readers. That is the excuse for the lack of my imagination).
7:31 PM 9-May-2008: I opened the door. Switched on the main switch. turned back. Saw Roby... Expression: PRICELESS!!!
By the way if you are wondering what the hell is the relevance of the heading. Nothing!!! it's just a cheap trick to get more hits on this page.
posted by another wannab at 1:02 PM
2 Comments:
well the trick is undoubetdly cheap but sure luring...
hilarious n demands an applause...
Good one !! Lol
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